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September 30, 2014 3:06 pm

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

3:03 pm

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

(via humoristics)

2:57 pm

make me choose → kingslyers asked: ygritte or cersei lannister?

She had played the dutiful daughter, the blushing bride, the pliant wife. She had suffered Robert’s drunken groping, Jaime’s jealousy, Renly’s mockery, Varys with his titters, Stannis endlessly grinding his teeth. She had contended with Jon Arryn, Ned Stark, and her vile, treacherous, murderous dwarf brother, all the while promising herself that one day it would be her turn. If Margaery Tyrell thinks to cheat me of my hour in the sun, she had bloody well think again.

(via onehungrypotter)

2:11 pm
  • jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho
1:18 pm 10:39 am
"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

(Source: feellng, via onehungrypotter)

September 29, 2014 9:46 am
astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

(via legit-humour)

September 28, 2014 8:15 pm
  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
3:30 pm

lnnea:

my favourite color is cute boys

(via humoristics)

September 27, 2014 11:52 am

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)